-Hello? -Hey what's up? -I need your help can you come here? -I can't I am buying clothes. -Alright well hurry up and come over here. -Well i can't find them. -What do you mean you can't find them? -I can't find them there's only soup. -What do you mean there's only soup? -It means that there is only soup. -Well then get out of their soup alley. -Like you to let the shout at me. -There's more soup. -What do you mean there's more soup? -There's just more soup. -Going to the next alley. -There still soup! -Where are you right now?! -I am at soup!! -What do you mean you're at soup?! -I mean I'm at soup!!! -What store are you in?! -I am at soup store!! -WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT SOUP STORE!!! -**** YOU!!!
Is this a copypasta competition? ITS TIME TO STOP ITS TIME TO STOP OK NO MORE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PARENTS WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS I AM GOING TO CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES IT'S TIME TO STOP. I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Here's another joke. Primaries: The Last Word, Thorn (post-buff), Hawkmoon (PS Exclusive, at the time), SUROS Regime, sometimes Red Death Specials: Felwinter's Lie (with Shot Package, of course) , Effrideet's Spear (with Final Round, of course) Heavies: GJALLARHORN Example of Thorn in Trials of Osiris bellow. Primaries: Hawksaw, Grasp of Malok (if you were even lucky enough to get the damn thing,) SUROS PDX-45, The Last Word (before it got nerfed mid-way into Year 2), MIDA Multi Tool, Doctrine of Passing Specials: Party Crasher +1, 1000-Yard Stare Heavies: TRUTH Example of a M[e]tashd using a Doctoring of SpammingPassing Primaries: Palindrome, Clever Dragon, No FlinchLand Beyond (after sniper rifle nerf) Specials: Matador64, Sidearms (but mostly Matador64) Heavies: TRUTH AND GJALLARHORN Example of the "Shotgun meta": Primaries: Most Primaries Specials: Some specials (primarily side arms and Icebreaker, if people were lucky enough to get one - I sure was.) Heavies: Most Heavies (but mostly GJALLARHORN) How others feel about this meta: How I feel about this meta: How long it took for Bungie to get even close to a "balanced" game.
