I like balloons

Discussion in 'Lost Woods' started by ballooney, Aug 10, 2017.

  1. ballooney

    ballooney Deku Scrub

    ever since i was a mere child I always looked at the sky,
    one day i met a boy with a balloon and asked him
    "hey what's that"
    he responded with "go fuk urself mi ballon is my best frend"
    then he proceeded to walk around with his balloon
    I thought to myself "I need one of my own"
    then an even greater thought graced my mind
    "why not become a balloon?"
    for years I covered myself in rubber and
    even had a machine pump helium into
    my lungs,
    now it's 30 years later and I have
    embraced my inner balloon
    I encourage you all to do the same

    Last edited: Aug 10, 2017
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  2. Mergu

    Mergu Drowning Staff Member

    a new gender arises
  3. ncpearce

    ncpearce Hylian Hero

    Get out you balloon fucking degenerate
  4. EmberDarkwood

    EmberDarkwood God of Hyrule

  5. ballooney

    ballooney Deku Scrub

    I'm the real ballooney anyone else who says they are is a liar
  6. Endermuffin7467

    Endermuffin7467 Deku Scrub

    Dr. Doofenshmirtz misses you ballooney
  7. dearius

    dearius Deku Scrub

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