ever since i was a mere child I always looked at the sky, one day i met a boy with a balloon and asked him "hey what's that" he responded with "go fuk urself mi ballon is my best frend" then he proceeded to walk around with his balloon I thought to myself "I need one of my own" then an even greater thought graced my mind "why not become a balloon?" for years I covered myself in rubber and even had a machine pump helium into my lungs, now it's 30 years later and I have embraced my inner balloon I encourage you all to do the same