Brutal Insults

Come up with the most brutal insult you can think of for the person above you!
Basically, roast them.
Note: This is a joke. Do not take these insults seriously. If you actually bully people the mods will probably ban you.

 

Your birth certificate was an apology from Magnum

 

Robert the zero

 

FYI, magnum is a size of condom, not a condom brand.

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

 

Your patronus is probably a bitch

 

Dogamy? More like godam, y.

 

ur a ghey nigeria fagit

 

You help people about as much as anti teen smoking ads do

 

You're about as useful as a condom made of air.

 

my sides

 

I bet everyone on this thread supports Trump (rekt)

 

I bet you prefer to have a female president over having a good president

 

I bet this joke is litterally dumb... just like you.

 

I'd insult you back if it didn't mean getting a 5 paragraph essay in return

 

What? All I hear is "woof woof"

 

ur a weeaboo ( ) not rekt (x) rekt

 

I'd say "same for you" to add to the amount of bad roasts on this thread but I don't feel like telling a blatant lie

I think my cats could insult better than the people on this thread