1.11, the accidental discovery that you had a kid and didn't even know it and now you're it's father.
Now now Timmy. Daddy is just taking ol'Bessy out back on a special hunting trip with his gun. No need to fret.
When you're about to be deported but you tell the judge that you listened to the 1 hour Trump video saying "bing bing bong" to the judge.
Ernie has finally found a way to do good in the world. If all those girls die as vergins, they should at least not be buried as such.