Comments on Profile Post by Blue_MoonWolf

what did the skeleton call his homie

his vertebruh

A skeleton walks Into a bar.
He orders a drink and a mop.

I hear it's just about impossible to anger a skeleton

I guess nothing gets under their skin

Who would make the best skeleton?

No body

What job to skeletons do easiest

hanging shingles

Why can't skeletons be proud of their country

they don't have the heart for It

All these skeleton jokes are tickling my funny bone

We're surely working ourselves down to the bone coming up with them huh

I'm chuckling my ribs off reading them

anyone who says they aren't humerus are telling a fibula

If people don't think that these jokes are punny enough then we'll just have to introduce them to a skeleton's favorite sport, ball-and-socket (wow that was bad tbh)

10/0 rating score on these jokes (11 for that last one)