CommanderStatic

Cave Johnson here. Just wanted to let you know that, after decades of research and testing, we have finally transformed into beings of pure light. Go team. Not exactly what we were after, of course, but in the ballpark. So let's keep testing, and maybe someday we'll achieve man's ultimate dream: to evolve into pillars of pure salt. Can't wait. So salty.

Thanks everybody. I really appreciate it.

Hey! Bird happ

Happy birthday old man

Happy birthday, little bro. Hope it's a good one.

Cave Johnson here. Just a reminder that the core goal of Aperture Gas-Finding Science is to find gas, so make sure you let us know if you see any. If we meet our quarterly gas-finding target, I promise you we will don our bondage gear, fuel our death cars, and drive around in circles, whooping it up and shooting arrows at people. Who is ready to rule the wasteland? Alright, start looking.

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Hey. I'm coming back to the server. Like right now.

Just got a steam account. I also plan on returning to the server sometime soon.

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Fire Emblem Heroes boiiiii

Friendly Reminder: Sleep is for the weak.

Everyone's talking about when they joined the forums. Then I look at when I joined, damn I feel old.. for being 14.

Right, The Switch is gonna be awesome.

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I need some new games, any recommendations?

Here's your biweekly 'I'm not dead' post